Today’s Lynch List

Here are a few things Lynch-related, on- and off-line, that I’ve been able to find for today.

First of all, as my compatriot(ess) Theodensdaughter has already noted, the Be Mean To Jennifer Lynch t-shirt contest has denounced its winners. Blazing Cat Fur, the contest administrator, has all the details:

Denouncing the Winners in our “Be Mean to Jennifer Lynch” T-Shirt contest!enemies of the state.

First off, thanks to all who participated or even thought about it. We hope you enjoy your new status as

 

Lucas Timmons is declared Thought Crime Enemy of the People No. 1. PS. Lucas if you sign the “letter” you may wear your new T when we update your file photo – Best wishes Jennifer.

After the obligatory show trial our winners were chosen:

For the hateful slogan – “This T-Shirt exposes Jennifer Lynch to hatred and contempt”

 

Detroit.

The 2nd place entry, “The CHRC: Only Jennifer Lynch Knows The Safe Words” was submitted by Dyspeptic Mutterings, currently serving a sentence of external exile in

Our 3rd Place finisher submitted “Jennifer Lynch has convicted you of thought crime for reading this T-Shirt” His or her identity is currently a state secret. At least until we locate the mass grave and the rest of the family is rounded up, whichever comes first.

Honourable Mention goes to Black Mamba who receives extra rations for his entry – “Jennifer Lynch wants to ban this T-Shirt”
Enjoy!

 

Order here.

The winning slogans are the 1st items being offered for sale to the general public in our “Jennifer Lynch Line of Censorware Apparel” – Fashion that speaks your mind.

All Three T’s are available for $20 each plus applicable taxes – incl. FREE shipping in US/Canada — in the usual color combos –

Special thanks to our sponsor Alexander of Hollywood who has kindly offered to furnish the winners with the following reward for their efforts.Gallery!

Each of of Top 3 Finishers will receive a Silk Screened Alexander of Hollywood T-Shirt with their Slogan Immortalized.

1st Place receives 3 T-Shirts – useful for bartering in the camps!
2nd Place receives 2 T-Shirts – think layering where you’re goin
3rd Place receives 1 T-Shirt – be grateful your remains might be located

Head on over to Alexander’s and check out his

Also, the inestimable Wally Keeler puts together his charges against Jennifer Lynch, and Ezra Levant remains hopeful that the the Ontario PC candidate race in general, and Tim Hudek’s win in particular are good signs for HRC reform. The Montreal Gazette has a great piece up, which you might be interested in checking out – ‘Rights commission threatens our liberty’ – and Janet Keeping of the Sheldon Chumir Foundation for Ethics in Leadership has a piece up at Troy Media Corporation which is also worth a read – ‘Canadian human rights commissioner has free expression wrong’.

And finally, Scaramouche has found a song for any Jenny season – She’s got a little list:

Of some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well go underground,
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There’s pestilential nuisances–those bloggers on the ‘Net,
And blabbermouths like Ez and Steyn who write stuff they’ll regret.
All those who say rude things and whose attacks are oft ad hominen.
All those who think that censorship is still a strange phenomenon.
And all “Islamophobes” who aren’t multiculturalist
They’d none of ‘em be missed, they’d none of ‘em be missed.
 
Chorus of apparatchiks:
She’s got ‘em on the list;
And they’ll none of ‘em be missed,
They’ll none of ‘em be missed…

Meanwhile:

Tongue Tied 3 – Canadian “Human Rights” boss exemplifies what she is denying

The International Free Press Society – Ezra Levant: Jennifer Lynch’s rage-filled speech in Montreal

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