Anthropomorphic Baked Goods to the HRC

As Reported by Dumb Old Housewives

[ ED NOTE: Mbrandon8026 from Freedom Through Truth was kind enough to let me crosspost this item from his blog. You can read the original here. ]

So, DOH (H/t Blazing Cat Fur) reported an Ontario HRC complaint in the making as follows, with the original found here: 

Kookie Pieceman isn’t a man. She isn’t sweet. She isn’t even brown. But she did not allow any of those facts to stop her from launching a complaint with the Ontario Human Rights Commission regarding Mark Steyn’s latest musical offering, “Sweet Gingerbread Man”.

“I was shocked by Mr. Steyn’s tone,” Ms Pieceman stated during a weekend interview. “His fans are apparently eating this up, but any right thinking person would certainly pan it. What benefit can there be in allowing him to sing?”
Ms Pieceman declined to repeat the harmful words contained in the controversial song, but maintains that in general, “it is likely to expose anthropomorphic baked goods to hatred and contempt.”
Mr. M. Man of Drury Lane, Ottawa, has spent his entire adult life in the baking industry, and concurs with Ms Pieceman’s assessment. “This song exposes me to contempt, all right,” he asserts. “That, in turn, breeds familiarity. Ever since songs of this genre became popular, everyone seems to think they know me.”
Mr. Steyn could not be reached for comment.

But, Kookie Pieceman has some skeletons in the closet as well, it seems., as the following video attests. Seems Ms./Mr./It Pieceman is probably only using this as political leverage to replace Mr. Steyn on the top of the pop charts. Having heard both Mr. Pieceman’s forgettable hit from the 50’s, below and Mr. Steyn’s Sweet Gingerbread Man, which is available here at BCF’s site, I am hoping that Pieceman’s HRC complaint is overturned before it gets to the Supreme Court of Canada.

If, of course this claim makes it to the Supreme Court, you can expect the Supreme’s to reprise their famous hit “You Keep Me Hangin’ On”. with the memorable lyrical line: “Get outta my life, why don’t you, Steyn? You just keep me hangin’ on.”

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4 Responses to Anthropomorphic Baked Goods to the HRC

  1. Kaffir_Kanuck says:

    Does this mean anyone who takes offence to my karaoke can take me to a tribunal?

    My tax dollars at work…again!

    Just think, if we dumped the HRCs, we’d have enough cash to watch CPAC in HD. Now there’s something to dream about…

  2. That would be pretty awesome…

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